Apr/22/14
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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.



Apr/22/14
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illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.







Apr/22/14
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charliethehufflepuff:

nomorefallingallifrey:

imcomingbackforyoucalypso:

consultingmoosecaptain:

doctorwho:

spaceomos:

 w ow i just realised that some of us will be alive for the 100th anniversary in 2063

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My grandkids are gonna be like “GRANDMA JULIA ARE YOU OK”

"NO KIDDOS NO I AM NOT. DOO WEE OOO!"

And then the 150th 

"GREAT-GRANDPA JUST DIE ALREADY" 

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*rises from the grave*

do wee oooooooooo bitches



Apr/22/14
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thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore



Apr/22/14
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swaginageorge:

Seeing a hot person walk by like

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tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue